Cranky Christian Alert
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Light, breathable, and quietly cheeky — this jersey tee speaks to Sundays when coffee and patience run low. The front features playful, slightly vintage type: “CRANKY CHRISTIAN ALERT!” in a bold, worn-red headline, followed by a softer script that admits, “I missed worship this morning, and I can’t be held accountable.” It hangs with a relaxed retail fit that layers easily under a cardigan or wears alone with jeans. Soft Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton keeps it comfortable through errands, church potlucks, and slow mornings. Small construction details — ribbed knit collar, side seams, shoulder twill tape, and a tear-away label — keep the shirt feeling tidy and itch-free. Ethically made blanks and REACH certification mean you’re choosing a sustainably produced wardrobe staple with personality.
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed ring-spun cotton for a soft, breathable feel
- Retail fit with crew neckline for neat, everyday layering
- Side seams and shoulder tape for shape retention and durability
- Ribbed knit collar with seam plus tear-away label for comfort
- Printed with crisp DTF/DTG techniques on high-quality Bella+Canvas blanks
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean
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ABOUT INSPIRE ME T-SHIRT
What makes Inspire Me T-shirts different?
Our t-shirts are more than just clothing—they’re a way to share your faith. Each design is inspired by Scripture, Jesus-centered messages, and uplifting words to encourage both the wearer and those around them.
What materials are your t-shirts made from?
We use soft, high-quality cotton and blended fabrics to ensure comfort, durability, and long-lasting wear. Every piece is designed to feel as good as it looks.
Do you ship internationally?
Yes! We proudly ship worldwide so you can share your faith no matter where you are. Shipping times may vary depending on your location.
Can I return or exchange my order?
Absolutely. If you’re not satisfied with your purchase, we accept returns and exchanges within 30 days of delivery. Please see our return policy for full details.